Tag Archives: work

Work Phone Background

4 Oct

What is this? The background on my phone at my new job is pretty much the same picture that I took at the Stone Arch Bridge?! That’s pretty sweet!

Work Phone Background

Work Phone Background

Stone Arch Bridge at Night

Stone Arch Bridge at Night

Work just got a little better. Also, tons of pictures coming up, but, as they are 35 mm film, they need to be developed still. Hoping for a nice picture onslaught soon of my weekend trip down to the Mississippi via Minnehaha Falls.

The Hair, My God the Hair!

30 Nov

Look, I know it was early in the morning, but you actually went with THAT hairstyle? I mean, you got up, took a shower (I hopefully assume), stood in front of the mirror, got out a brush, combed the back part of your hair normally and then said to yourself: “You know, I think I’ll go with this really long and ugly, stringy hair out past my forehead so that it hangs down and looks really out of place.” THAT is what you thought. Really? Frankly, I wish you hadn’t even attempted to comb your hair. That way you would have an excuse not to have those intensely long, pube-resembling strands flailing all over the place. But instead, you went and tried. And in the process of trying, you failed. At life. And at hair.

Come on.

Come on.

Really?

Really?

A Day At Work

5 May

The following is not for the feint of heart. It is a harrowing tale, through photos, of my actual Friday at work. These are all true. There is no magical photo trickery to any of them. Proceed at your own risk. (For the sake of our patrons, the Surgeon General of Blogs has recommended that pregnant women and people with heart conditions do NOT view the following – you have been warned).

7:20 am – opening door to office; bleary; incoherent

7:20 am

7:20 am

7:52 am – reconnected with old friend on Facebook chat application (seriously like four damn years people)

7:52 am

7:52 am

8:30 am – banana

8:30 am

8:30 am

9:35 am – music makes me sleepy; unconsciousness

9:35 am

9:35 am

10:45 am – fearing for life; scuttled; frantic; frenzied

10:45 am

10:45 am

12:15 am – lunch

12:15 pm

12:15 pm

1:47 pm – bored; depleted; mush brain

1:47 pm

1:47 pm

3:22 pm – phone calls; customers; ringing; aggravating; depressing; consuming; raw; vapid; insidious

3:22 pm

3:22 pm

4:48 pm – crimson streaked eyes; deep, dark void; ground swelling; trembling; walls closing in around me; mired in black

4:48 pm

4:48 pm

5:21 pm – high strung; pensive; angry; urging on clock!

5:21 pm

5:21 pm

5:32 pm – BUS HOME! OUT! DONE! SAVED! ABSOLUTION!

5:32 pm

5:32 pm