Thanks to this handy pocket guide of facts and figures, I can finally know all there is to know about gays and lesbians and impress all my friends while at the bar! Never again will I need to be silent when the subject of gays comes up, as I will be able to recount so many stats, that it will blow their fucking minds! And since it’s a pocket guide, it means that I can always take it with me on the go. Very handy.
Pocket Guide
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